Greetings from Earth

Welcome fellow Belflorkians to this new and revised guide to the planet Earth. This is my 7th time here and I'm looking forward with relish to explore the delights and sample this quaint, exotic and often violent little backwater planet once again.

First, let me introduce myself and offer you my humble heritage as a sign of my sincerity and integrity of reportage. My name is Selikin-Pekin Isheramu Baa-Sliverahaamii IV of the listless non-conformity sept, the vigorous sublimity clan.